Celebs and Cesareans

What is with SO MANY celebrities choosing to have their babies “via c-section”? I started looking around online and was surprised at how many I found! I noticed that a majority delivered at the same hospital in L.A. I only found a few that had their babies the “old fashioned way”. Why would they choose this? They have lots of money and resources, right? Isn't a cesarean usually the last resort? The wheels in my head began to turn and I think I may have figured some of it out, maybe. I thought about some of the risks or set backs to having a c-section and then thought about why a celeb might not be bothered by it.

• The scar. What do they care? They will have plastic surgery.
• The longer recovery. What do they care? The nanny is there to take care of the baby.
• The pain. What do they care? They can go to rehab again when they get addicted to the painkillers.
• The lack of labor. Oh, you mean the lack of sweating and not looking ready for a photo shoot?
• More breastfeeding challenges. Come on. Who does that any more?
• Possible premature baby. Really, I don’t want my baby to be “fat”.
• Missing the last week or two of your pregnancy. Do you mean missing the last week or two of getting more stretch marks?